Ham’s in the Oven

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    1. Hello daddy, I felt it was necessary to alert you that we followed your yahoo answers advice and it lead us to a blog you might find interesting. I’ll be sending it to you over e-mail. See ya Salvia!

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  1. FOR FUCK’S SAKE! The last thing I wanted today was a sexual awakening. Fucking great, thanks…

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    1. Thing is I bounced on MY boys dick to this so long that he rocketed me up to the ceiling of our slumlord apartment on a solid rope of jizz. We sure made America great again that night let me tell you. Too bad because of all the libtard cuck regulations keeping superior god-like businessmen down, the structural integrity of every floor above ours had been compromised and his semen firehose blasted through the floor of the Mexican lady who lives above us. It probably looked like the end of Ghostbusters up there but we never found out because the whole building collapsed as I was coming down. The homeless guys who barbecue rats behind the pile of rubble that was our fuck parlor told me they could get me a job blowing Wall Street alphas out back of the exchange but it turns out most of them don’t want a suckjob from a guy with massive spinal injuries.

      Investigate the bicentennial

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  2. Just me and my πŸ’•daddyπŸ’•, hanging out I got pretty hungryπŸ† so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy πŸ˜πŸ† and I asked what and he said he’d give me his πŸ’¦cummies!πŸ’¦ Yeah! Yeah!πŸ’•πŸ’¦ I drink them!πŸ’¦ I slurp them!πŸ’¦ I swallow them wholeπŸ’¦ 😍 It makes πŸ’˜daddyπŸ’˜ 😊happy😊 so it’s my only goal… πŸ’•πŸ’¦πŸ˜«Harder daddy! Harder daddy! πŸ˜«πŸ’¦πŸ’• 1 cummyπŸ’¦, 2 cummyπŸ’¦πŸ’¦, 3 cummyπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦, 4πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦ I’m πŸ’˜daddy’sπŸ’˜ πŸ‘‘princess πŸ‘‘but I’m also a whore! πŸ’Ÿ He makes me feel squishyπŸ’—!He makes me feel goodπŸ’œ! πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜He makes me feel everything a little should!~ πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜ πŸ‘‘πŸ’¦πŸ’˜Wa-What!πŸ’˜πŸ’¦πŸ‘‘

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  3. You freaky little ass-licks think this is funny when the Don puts me at the head of the NSA when he get’s elected i’ll make sure every one of you behind this website get it, get it good. And hopefully when your done eating cock meat sub’s down in guantanamo (no they don’t serve 6 inches) you can enjoy the irony that your uniform for the next 60 years will be as orange as our glorious leaders.

    P.S. Make America Great Again

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  4. Hello I came to this website expecting a pro gun trump website and i must say i am severely disappointed

    Bounced on my boys dick to this for about .3 hours and i wish it would be more but sadly the website was disappointing

    P.s i want to die

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  5. When Donald Trump get elected the president of the united states you will be sent to the cucksertation camps where you will go to the cucking showers where your wife gets banged by 5 muscly black men peace 8::::::::::D

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  7. That is what Christy gets for thanking Obama, if he wasn’t in league with overlords before he sure is now.

    4/5 would be five but the patina is gay.

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  8. This is a horrible depiction of our soon great leader, Trump WILL make America great again. He is a wonderful business man with beautiful hair and will eat the flesh of your first child.
    He will bring jobs, we will all serve Kathulu as lowly slaves once Donald hands dominion over this once great country to him.
    We need to build a wall to keep the rest of the world away from our new master

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  9. …George Soros paid millions of his commie dollars to have Disney engineers build animatronic Trumps and Christies in a failed effort to defame these two great men. I have also seen photos of Soros’ Trumpbots fingerbanging a variety of Budweiser Clydesdales, as well as a photo of a Christiebot licking Nutella off a warthog’s nut sack. THESE PHOTOS ARE FAKE, AND I HAVE PROOF! For one thing, the real Christie’s asshole is buried so deep in buttcrack that even Long Dong Silver wouldn’t be able to get within a foot of it. For another thing, Donald Trump’s tiny dick looks like a shriveled up, week old tangerine rind…and he hasn’t had a hard on since his daughter sat on his lap when she was six years old. So fuck you, Salvia!!!! RON PAUL 2016

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  10. that thing trump bangs looks like a man

    why was there powder on your face

    was that flour i put flour on my face too to be like you but i dont have a beard fuck you

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  11. Nice pic pal, looking at it really brings a tear to my eye. The only other thing that would make me tear up even more would be watching my lord god emperor Donald J. Trump fingerbangin’ a lady with one hand and nuking the minorities the other, all the while drinking expensive wine and getting a haircut. That’s right Salvia I haven’t forgotten.

    Coward

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  12. Bounced on my own finger to this post only to share it to my friends and get a jizzful of gay insults to which I had to bluntly reply with a resounding ‘NO’ only to receive a well planned and thought out ‘SHUT UP MATT YOU FUCKING JEW’. I have never been so insulted in my life except from that one time I watched a LetGoToClass video, anyway, I hope you feel guilty and pained by this comment.
    {()}~~~~~=€ (Pussy CumClaw)

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  13. U dikwid I’ll kill u and so eye hope you injoy this

    8============D

    Reed the faxt, trump is real, so is luminati, and jet fuel cnt MLT stEEl beeMS
    U aint been doin th educaton

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  14. Putting out a call to arms Miggy Moo is a user on Disqus that is in need of some severe comment etiquette lessons, here’s a link to his profile!
    https://disqus.com/by/MiggyMoo/

    We are assembling a team of very keen student to teach Mr.Moo.

    Don’t be afraid to use the tag #migglertakeover

    I love this kid, but he has to die.

    God bless and vote #Trump2012

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